Whiskey Connoisseur Pillows

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Make it a double and make it neat: I'm trying to cut back on flouride.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Trump Poutine

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"