"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."
Whiskey Connoisseur Prints
Celebrate their passion with our art prints celebrating whiskey. Elegantly designed, these pieces make a thoughtful gift that highlights their appreciation for fine spirits.
"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."
Which Hogwarts house are you?
"Here comes 'Mean Mom' everybody! Sit up straight, don't slurp your whiskey and for god's sake, make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"
Need Cash for Alcohol Research.
'Make it a double and make it neat: I'm trying to cut back on flouride.'
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
I could have danced all night!
Party Animals.
'No ice.'
"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."
Join me in a Martini?
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
Trump Poutine
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"I love this time of day."
"Drunk, yet orderly"
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
"Another flue shot, Larry.
'Man...You age great!'
Superheroes Having a Drink
"Scotch and water musick."
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'
Whiskey Connoisseur Prints Collection
Whiskey Connoisseur Mugs
Looking for more whiskey-themed gifts? Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate a connoisseur’s refined taste with humor and style.
Whiskey Connoisseur Pillows
Enhance their living space with our whiskey-inspired pillows. Perfect for adding personality and comfort to any lounge or den.
Whiskey Connoisseur T-Shirts
Want more ways to showcase their love for whiskey? Browse our t-shirts featuring witty and sophisticated designs that make a statement.