Brandy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"According to medical science, brandy can't cure the common cold!" "Neither can medical science!"

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'Did you find the brandy for the Christmas Pudding dear?'

Butler Offers an Old Lady a Drink

'He says he's bringing back the empties!'

"Did you manage to get the lid off the brandy, Alex?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Too much sugar."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Trump Poutine

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."