Brandy Enthusiast Mugs

"According to medical science, brandy can't cure the common cold!" "Neither can medical science!"

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'Did you find the brandy for the Christmas Pudding dear?'

Butler Offers an Old Lady a Drink

'He says he's bringing back the empties!'

"Did you manage to get the lid off the brandy, Alex?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Too much sugar."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Trump Poutine

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'