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'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

Let's get organized

Maybe clean out your wallet

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Cleaning Lockers.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Decluttering. . .

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Workmen Lifting.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."