Tidy Homes T-Shirts

'Just look at THAT dust...'

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Decluttering. . .

Desert Island Raking

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Messy Sink

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

The Movers - Decluttering

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

I think it's time to clean the basement.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Objets D'Angst

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."