Tenting Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

Marshmallows

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Sausages.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

A vampire in a canoe.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'