Tenting Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Marshmallows

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Sausages.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Brothers Grime

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'