Tent Camping Gifts

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

Sausages.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Marshmallows

A vampire in a canoe.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'