Outdoor Camping Gifts

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Skiing.

Holiday time.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"