Outdoor Camping Gifts

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"