Outdoor Camp Goer Gifts

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

The Brothers Grime

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping-Pong

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I mean...'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Reverse Mortgage.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

I love campsites!

'Okay guys - lights out!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Help, my zip stuck!"