Tee-time Traditionalists Pillows

Why golf carts only seat two.

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Elephant Upgrade

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

"Mind if we play through?"

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

Golfer couple just married

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Visiting Santa

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Bull In a china shop