Tee-time Traditionalists Prints

Why golf carts only seat two.

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Luddite Zoom.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're away, Doc!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Elephant Upgrade

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

Golfer couple just married

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

"Mind if we play through?"

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

Bull In a china shop