Tee-time Tanist Pillows

'He lived and died for golf.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golf

'You're away, Doc!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Golfer couple just married

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Mind if we play through?"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

Bull In a china shop

"Fore!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

Joiner and 'political plumber'