Timetravel Adventurer Gifts

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'