Digital Exploration Gifts

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The fate of the emigrant

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The experienced backpacker.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Marshmallows

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

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