Digital Exploration Pillows

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The fate of the emigrant

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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Marshmallows

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

A boy acting suspiciously