Website Development Gifts

Art Exhibition - 'And be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'I'm a self.com-made man.'

"We need a new website. . . there's no money, but think of the exposure. . ."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

CEO with SEO

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'We've re-branded.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."