Website Designer Gifts

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."

'A picture is usually worth a 1000 words, but on your mobile site it's worth 800 words.'

'I used to be a Zen Master, but I found I have more control as your Web Master!'

"Higgins is our new mobile website designer."

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'We've re-branded.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

allovertheplace.com

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Open Source.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Wifi Peacock

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.