Web Designer Dreamer Gifts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Giraffe Portrait

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."