Web Designer Gifts

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Maybe now the damned search engines will find us."

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'

Web Content Management

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

"Mr. Frobisher has launched a fresh new interface."

"Tidy up yer website, gov?"

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

Art Exhibition - 'And be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'That's responsive web design.'

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'Website still under construction'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

'I used to be a guru but I needed a real job so now I'm a WEBMASTER!'

Owl eating computer mouse

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'Why would I want to think our site stinks?'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

Wifi Peacock

"Higgins is our new mobile website designer."

'...and be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"To be honest - I got this web design from a template."

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

Rodin, the surfer.

"Is that HTML?"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

This is Gary. He's a web designer.