Dating Site Designer Gifts

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Life is for the birds.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

So Close..

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Cow in love'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."