Date Night Designer Gifts

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

scrabble love

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

Film Lovers.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

Lovers.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'