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"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Asking out a palm reader.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

scrabble love

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Sharing Drinks.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."