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"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

The Reaper's Arms

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

scrabble love

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Love Trap

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.