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'Oh, no! Of all times for my check engine light to come on.'

"Rayna, you wanna go on a date?"

"I must be getting old. I can't take yes for an answer."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

So Close..

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Romantic Violinist.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Do you mind?"

"I love you, you big fool."

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Try to guess the continent dining...