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'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"The subwoofers really help."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

A souped up car...

Club DJ.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Computer whisperer.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The Town Tweeter

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Cow Sonar

The director said 'cut'!

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.