Audio Wizard Prints

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

George Martin

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

A souped up car...

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Snake with headphones.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Club DJ.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Computer whisperer.

The director said 'cut'!

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Cow Sonar

The Town Tweeter

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

P.C. in the Stone

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.