Synth Wizard T-Shirts

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Waiting for retirement.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Targets.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

George Martin

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

A souped up car...

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Dad's Workbench

Club DJ.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Computer whisperer.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."