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Gramophone Headphone

Mozart on a computer,

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"The times – They have a changed."

Men dancing

Computer Music

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"AI designed my statue."

"There goes that creepy music again...

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Cowpunk

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Music Technology

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Composer

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."