Modern Music Explorer Mugs

'What happened to the little flute?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

RIP journalism

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

music store

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

"I'm in a band."

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '