Elemental Explorer T-Shirts

'Elements' sports team

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

The Style of Elements

Relationship Warning Lights

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Large Emoticon Collider

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."