Elemental Explorer T-Shirts

'Elements' sports team

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

The Style of Elements

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Relationship Warning Lights

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Gracie's baby toys.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."