Thought Experimenter T-Shirts

When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

ESP society.

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'So that's his secret.'

"I feel so seen right now."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'