Thought Experimenter Prints

When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

ESP society.

Jazz is Invented

"Could you keep still?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Rodin's Thinker.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'So that's his secret.'

"I feel so seen right now."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Raymond Queneau

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.