Thought Process Explorer T-Shirts

Man with a button on his head.

'I should think twice about this. . . then again. . . that goes without saying.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'