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'I cannot give you full credit unless you can describe the process used to arrive at your answer.'

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

High School Schedule

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Body Systems

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Caveman at Computer

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

A woman knits from a globe.

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

artwork and production

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

The Rude Butler.

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

"It's my turn!"

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

'Don't forget the apps!'

Man with a button on his head.

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

I'm a good listener, especially to the voices in my head...