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'I cannot give you full credit unless you can describe the process used to arrive at your answer.'

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

High School Schedule

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Body Systems

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Caveman at Computer

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

A woman knits from a globe.

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

artwork and production

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

The Rude Butler.

"It's my turn!"

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

Man with a button on his head.

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

I'm a good listener, especially to the voices in my head...

Dot to dot spiderweb.

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"