Publishing Process Explorer T-Shirts

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Elections

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Constructing your own prison!

Man selling lamb weekly

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Publish and Be Damned

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

Ezra Pound

"I'm sorry, Prolf. Minskov, but that article on Minskov's theory...they want someone else to write it."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

How republican parade confetti is made

'This is an excellent article about your life in the forest, Mr......uh....Miss Herman, would you please bring me an oil can?'

artwork and production

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

Remainders Shop

Man with a button on his head.

'I can get your sentence reduced to time served, but your publisher says that will really hurt your book sales.'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

I'm a good listener, especially to the voices in my head...

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.