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"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'He will observe your text now...'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

C Day Lewis.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'