Publishing Wizard Gifts

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'He will observe your text now...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Computer whisperer.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."