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Stock Exchange.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'First the good news.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."