Security Wizard T-Shirts

"Rumpelstiltskin is too long for a password!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Acme-5000 Lie Detector