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'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Medicare: More is Better!

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

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"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"The doctor's nurse's nurse practitioner will see you now."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

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"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

Man with a button on his head.

'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

Patient tangled in IV tubes.

'Mister Rumley, have YOU been taking any of Major's atropine tablets?'

'I cannot give you full credit unless you can describe the process used to arrive at your answer.'