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'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Medicare: More is Better!

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

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"The doctor's nurse's nurse practitioner will see you now."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

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"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

Man with a button on his head.

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

Patient tangled in IV tubes.

'I cannot give you full credit unless you can describe the process used to arrive at your answer.'