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'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

Self help acupuncture

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Burnout Syndrome...

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

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Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Father was a tyrant."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.