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'I feel neglected...you barely pay attention to me anymore. I've become nothing more than your hobby, your plaything. It used to be you couldn't keep your hands off me...'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'I told you he had a temper.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'