Therapy Process Explorer Pillows

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

Self help acupuncture

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Burnout Syndrome...

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

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'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Father was a tyrant."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'