Group Therapy Explorer Pillows

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

Self help acupuncture

"Here we are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Support groups for car repairs.

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

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"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."