Group Therapy Explorer Mugs

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

Self help acupuncture

"Here we are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Support groups for car repairs.

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

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Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'