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The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"And this piece is from when I was drawing a blank."

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

The Artist

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bright idea

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Multi-Tasking

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The Thinker and the Doer.

Prehistoric Modern Art

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Creative napping

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Two New Paintbrushes

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'Kip paints caves.'

Tunnel of Louvre

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Wake up."

Toilet Art.

Symbolism for Artists