Creative Process Explorer Pillows

"And this piece is from when I was drawing a blank."

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

The Artist

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Bright idea

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Multi-Tasking

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"I prefer your early pieces."

Creative napping

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

Toilet Art.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Wake up."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"