Legal Process Explorer Pillows

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

Equal Time for All Christians

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

With Jury Duty for All

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

Overruled

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

Counselor, you're bullying the witness. It's part of the endless cycle of bullying, your honor: Judge bullies lawyer, lawyer bullies witness, witness bullies pet goldfish.

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

'Trust me, I'm an Attorney.'

"It was a misunderstanding. I thought I was buying all rights to her hand in matrimony, she thinks it was just first rights."

Preparing justice

artwork and production

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

DMV - Enter Here

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

"She left you nothing. Sorry for your loss."

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."