Legal Process Explorer Mugs

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

With Jury Duty for All

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

Overruled

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

Preparing justice

'Trust me, I'm an Attorney.'

"It was a misunderstanding. I thought I was buying all rights to her hand in matrimony, she thinks it was just first rights."

artwork and production

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

DMV - Enter Here

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

"She left you nothing. Sorry for your loss."

"I lined it up with our prenup."